Outlandish Fortune believes you can raid and see the endgame without it becoming a second job. We believe that the game becomes a much more fun game when you play it with thoughtful, funny people. We believe that smart mature people are just generally cooler than leet kiddies.
ULDUAR - In the bloodiest press conference seen in Northrend since Arthas announced the resignation of his mercenary boat-burners, Outlandish Fortune declared themselves officially undead, having devoured the largest brain ever consumed on Azeroth.
"It's been a long road for zombiekind," groaned spokesowl Grae Moondrinker. "Every day, there's some new hate group out there trying to make things tough for the differently-metabolized. The Mercy Four, that guy in the mall, the recent bit in Africa... there are even sickos out there who have created houseplants designed to destroy simple brain-loving folks... your regular Dead Joe Sixpack and Hockey Accident Moms. We did this for them."
Other brain-obsessed figures (Sylar, Dr. Frankenstein, Pinky, Young Dr. Frankenstein, Yahoo Serious, that animated head from the Brain Age games...) were contacted for comment, but have not replied as of press time.
